Missive #785 Published 4 Sep 2026
155. Nasruddin’s Inshallah
“I’m going to buy a new donkey tomorrow,” declared Nasruddin.
His wife rebuked him. “You should say ‘Insh’allah!'”
But Nasruddin was feeling self-confident and refused to say “God-willing.”
The next day he bought his donkey.
“I’m doing fine on my own!” he thought to himself.
But on the way home, a snake startled the donkey.
The donkey bolted, throwing Nasruddin into the brambles.
Nasruddin was scratched, his clothes were torn, and his donkey was gone.
It was dark when Nasruddin got home.
He knocked at the door.
“Who is it?” his wife asked.
“Nasruddin!” he replied. Then he added, “Insh’allah!”



